A Successful Experiment????

Can you tell which is the DIY 3 layers Teh-C? If you can’t, then perhaps I can start to draft out my business plan. Haha….. a stall that sells 3 layers Teh-C in KL.

If I were to open a ‘3 Layers Teh C shop’:

1. Waitresses have to walk as gentle as possible while serving the drink to retain the 3 layers. Haih, how much do I need to pay for such gentle waitresses?

2. Customers have to finish the drink ASAP before ‘3 become 1’.

3. ……….

I discovered this drink when I was studying in Kuching. It was really a nice drink. But then again, you have to find the right stall. The nicest one would be the stall near Kuching airport (erm… can’t remember the stall’s name). Secret Recipe??? I am still wondering how they manage to separate the 3 layers so well…..

Btw, the one on the left is the DIY version.

Malaysian Cars

I was browsing through Youtube when I came across these videos. Woo hoo.. Malaysian cars...

Over steer and under steer in a package





Free dual control




For the video below, viewer discreetion advised. Haha...


But luckily I'm driving a Myvi

Sardine can anyone?

Ok, let us analyse the situation below.
Situation:
It is rush hour and you are in a train. You are lucky to find a free seat in a crowded train. On the next stop, the crowd rushes into the train occupying any places available. The train is so pack that that you'll be "rubbing" on each others shoulder as the train moves.

The Question:
What if the below individual stands in front of you?
1. A sexy lady whose dress exposes every "valleys" and curves of her body
2. A hairy guy who smells like a wet dog
3. A pregnant woman or old lady

The Big Question:
What will you do in that situation?

What I've seen:
For case 1:
I've came across this quite often in the train. The lady will dress as revealing as possible and expects you not to look at them. Why the hell that they dress so sexily at the first place? You wouldn't be buying a Ferrari and expects someone to say, "Nah, nothing to look. Just a Ferrari. Nothing special. I'd rather look at my Proton Wira".

So guys, what will you do? If you look at them, you'll look like a pervert/wolf or some dirty old bastards. If you don't look... Ahem... Are you sure you won't look? Hehe...

Occasionally, when you "accidentally" stared at her, she'll shoot you with a warning glance. Look at me another time and I'll crack your balls. So, as a regular train commuter, I've came up with an brilliant way for this situation.
1. Look at the inner architecture of the train. Wow, why do they design the seats sideways? Why do they draw the maps this way? Why do they have doors that open side ways? It will keep your mind occupied from thinking about the pretty girl in front of you
2. Take out your handphone and busy typing sms. Type and keep on typing as if you are the busiest person in the world
3. However the best way is.... Pretend to be asleep. Just close your eyes and imagine. Imagine as if the lady is strip dancing for you. Yeah yeah baby. Come to me. Hehe... Just an advice though. Don't dozed off with your drools dripping and miss your stops.

For case 2:
Haha.. I'm lucky that I'm yet to experience this situation before. Wow.. Imagine if a guy, exposing his "ketiak" at your face, with the "nice" aroma... Haha...
For me, I'll hold my breath as long as possible. Pretend that you are getting off at the next station and walks towards the door and away from that guy.

For case 3:
Believe it or not, KL people actually offer their seats to old lady and pregnant woman. Something that I can't believe with my eyes when I first saw it. Yeah, there is still hope for Malaysian. The "nilai moral" that we learn during our primary school days are actually practiced by KL folks. Salute and kudos to KL people. Maybe we can see that too when we have trains in Penang? Yeah, right... If only we ever gonna have trains in Penang.

Ok.. Ok.. Before wrapping up on this post, I've a quick question. What should a girl do if a guy tries to touch her in a crowded train?

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Answer: Turn and give a warning stare at them. If they still persist... Ahem... When the train is taking a turn, "accidentally" knee them in the balls.

Stink Horn Mushroom

Wow!!!!! Look at that...............what a unique creation. It is stink horn mushroom captured by my roommate in Kubah National Park. Lucky of her to got it captured. I went to the place with her once and it was a geat experience. Did not see even a single man during our half day trip but lotsa leechesssss. Oucccccchhhhh..... look at that!!!!!


It was a nice place to visit though and offcourse a good exercise for me. Huhu...manage to burn some calories.

Creative vs Creazzzzy.....

Pacifier can do more than pacifying a baby today....Alas, it can pacify the crave for coolness and attention. After a tiring day at work, i will usually steal a little nap in the train. As i was about to dooze off, something caught my attention. Three young teenage gals: all in shorts and baby-T, boots and tie....well, that's normal for youngsters today. But...wow!!!!! All of them with a pacifier in their mouths!!!!And a few more hanging on their necks. Haha...... what a new fashion....Maybe it is a new fashion in the new millenium....

Caring citizen?

I was on my way to class on Tuesday evening when someone stop me. This guy, let's call him Adam is a typical looking native from Borneo. How I know? Well, I did spend 3 years during my Uni years in Borneo.

Speaking in fluent English, he was desperately asking for directions to KLIA... using bus. Errr... I've never even on bus in KL so I told him I'm new here. So goes the conversation as below:
Adam: How can I get to KLIA using bus?
Me: I'm sorry but I'm not sure. I'm new here.
note: usually I would avoid stranger and ignore them but I magically stop to listen to him

Adam: How about the train?
Me: I'm sorry that I'm not really sure of that either. Maybe you can ask the direction at the train station. It's just walking distance from here.
note: Why do I keep on apologizing.. wonder why...

Adam: Well, you see, I'm not sure if you believe me or not... I'm actually a tourist from Sabah. I'm on holiday here and I just got separated from my tour group. They are now heading towards KLIA to catch the flight home.
Me: So, how can I help you?

Adam: My luggage is on the bus. And so does my wallet and my handphone. That damn tourist guide forget to wait for me and the group just left without me.
Me: Ok..
note: Sound a bit fishy.. Who the hell will leave their handphone and wallet on the bus.

Adam: I have only RM11 with me right now and I need to get to KLIA asap. Can you borrow me some money?
Me: .....
note: I just keep quiet and listen.

Me: Ok. So how much do you need?
Adam: How much do you have?
note: The fish is getting bigger and bigger

Me: I only have about RM10 with me now
Adam: That is still not enough. Do you have someone that you can borrow money from? I need it now as my plane is departing soon.
note: Of course I have more than RM10 with me. I have RM15. Hahaha...

Me: Err...
Adam: Please... Please.. It's really urgent. I promise you to pay back when I reach Sabah. You must really trust me.

Me: I'm really sorry that I need that RM10 to return home. I need to pay for the train ticket as well as my dinner.
Adam: So, do you have ATM card? Can you withdraw the money from ATM?
note: this is already smelling like a whale

Me: I'm really sorry but I cant help you. I would but I cant. I'm really sorry ya
Adam: But it is really urgent. You really have to trust me...
note: Why do I have to keep on apologizing?

Me: I trust you. However, it is out of my ability right now. Maybe you can speak to someone from the train station to work something out.
Adam: But.. But... Okla okla. I'll find someone else

And he's off. Maybe cursing me under his breath. $##@^&$

So what do you all think? Should I or should I not help him? I would but I can't find any possible solid reason for me to trust him. He might be telling the truth, but again, I'm just taking safety precautions. I'm as poor as I can be right now. Sob.. Sob...

Train monologue

For the 2 months here in KL, I'll be traveling to class by train. I'll be traveling in train so much that the buzzing sound still rings in my ear as I sleep. I'll be dreaming of being shoved into the sardine can. I'll have nightmare of missing my stop. I pray that my "touch and go" card will have enough credit everytime I queue up to scan my card.

Haha.. Welcome to city life.

So I guess I'll be sharing more of my inner thoughts or sightings during my train journey. Check it out under the train monologue category.

*buzzing sound = sound when the train door closes..

Good morning Malaysia

Well, it's finally here. After months and months of endless delays. Here it is. My very first post on my very first "real blog". Yeah.. I'm now cool too. When I hang out with my friend, I can say, "Yo man, I blog too you know. Check out my site".

Actually I gave blogging a try a few months ago. It was the time when my boss was promoting the company's new products. However, that doesn't count as my boss promises me an iPod Shuffle (RM399) with the condition that I write a post every day for 1 month.

I deliver exactly 30 posts and nothing more. Once the iPod is on my hand, I've never open the blog since then. So you may ask, what motivates you to do blogging again? Haha.. I'm not really sure myself. Maybe I'll write about it in my future posts.

Oh, by the way, I'll be sharing this blog with Liz. She'll be the one helping me on the design and layouts of the blog itself. So, do check out her posts in the future.

So for all my readers out there, thank you very much for your support.